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National Cupcake Day Edition
Posted by chris on Dec 15th, 2011
Raspberry Lemon Poppy Seed Cupcake from Crema in southeast Portland, Oregon
December 15 — Happy National Cupcake Day!
I began my morning determined to spread the excitement, wonder and joy that is National Cupcake Day. Anyone who knows me well can attest, I am always and forever an engine of sharing delight… (Shut up, Anyone-who-knows-me-well.)
So I forwarded a link to Tatyana, informing her of our beloved and cherished national holiday. I sat back, satisfied, anticipating a sweet response to my sweet gesture of a sweet link…
Now, Tatyana is a known vegetarian. And I was quickly reprimanded for daring to send her a link that contained (among other cupcake photos) a photo of a honey-baked ham cupcake. “What a shameless disrespect!” she contemptuously castigated — yes, castigated — from her high gift horse on a throne.
Well, this meat-free, mea culpa cupcake photo & post is dedicated to her royal high(maintenance)ness. HAPPY fucking national cupcake day NOW?!
Done
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anyone-who-knows-you-well December 15, 2011
you NEVER say “castigated”, you pretentious blogger
chris December 15, 2011
Don’t hate me for my grandiloquent and sesquipedalian prose. Damn jobbernowl.
Dorinda December 15, 2011
When eating one’s cupcake with a knife and fork, grandiloquent prose is the only kind.
enthusiasm December 27, 2011
<3
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