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Hidden MSG
Posted by chris on May 15th, 2010 add a comment
- Chris: i’m so full off this korean bbq
- Chris: i don’t know why i kept eating it
- Alienman: it’s the msg
- Chris: the sign said no msg
- Alienman: they meant they don’t want you sending messages
- Alienman: about the fact they use msg
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Corkboard
Posted by chris on Apr 4th, 2010 4 comments
From Jill and Dan’s kitchen. Awesome.
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Real men eat hearts for breakfast
Posted by chris on Dec 17th, 2009 5 comments
Cappuccino from Bellano Coffee in Santa Clara, CA
It’s difficult to maintain the illusion that I’m a dominant alphamale when I have such a girly-looking drink in front of me. Next time, I’m requesting a cup with skulls, dinosaurs, and big rockets. With a biscotti the shape of a medieval saber.
Previously on Cut & Taste
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Fruit
Posted by Ana on Nov 3rd, 2009 add a comment
I’m not sure if all of you know but our daughter Sofia is an IVF baby. Since my hubby’s been gone, well I’m human, I have days where I feel like I’m going to pull my hair out and want to run into the closet and let out a BIG SCREAM from frustration. What Mother doesn’t sometimes…
Today she pointed out the bubbles and yelled, “Bubbles, Momma! Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?” Of course! Great way to entertain her and get her to wear out by trying to pop each bubble! hahaha
And as I watched her face full of joy and heard her beautiful laughter, I realized remembered how blessed we are to have her here. I can’t even imagine how empty our lives would be if she had never been conceived. I watch her in amazement and pride because she’s the fruit of our lives. I love her. =)
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Chicken Noodle Soup
Posted by annie on Aug 18th, 2009 2 comments
I ran five miles at the gym today (instead of my usual two) in a desperate effort to put off work. Then when I got home, I decided to make chicken noodle soup from scratch (instead of the usual Campbell’s can).
Here are the results:
Well, a girl’s gotta eat, right?
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What the Heck is a Mcrib Shaped Like?
Posted by richard on Aug 11th, 2009 1 comment
Has anyone ever given pause to eating anything suspiciously labeled as “mystery meat”? I mean, you have no idea what it is, and it often comes in some unearthly shape that can’t possible occur in nature. Things like hot dogs or chicken mcnuggets are culinary pariahs.
Now, keep in mind, I’m not expounding the virtues of the mc-anything diet, but is all that stuff really all that bad? If you think about it, worst case scenario, the mystery meat is made up of the lesser organs of an animal. I don’t know about you, but I find those lesser cuts to be the absolute tastiest parts of the animal.
If you haven’t really tried that stuff, I highly recommend it, just remember to keep an open mind. I suggest starting with something a little tamer, like fried chicken livers, frying it kind of distracts from the smell that some would find somewhat unappetizing. But hey, maybe that “meat” is made of, as Krusty the Clown would say it, “think of smaller, more legs”.
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Learn from Annie’s Mistakes
Posted by annie on Jul 25th, 2009 6 comments
You never know when it’s going to happen, or why it does, but you may one day become lactose intolerant. Like me.
And when you do, you’ll beat yourself over the head for all those times you didn’t stuff your face with ice cream. For all those times you said “no thanks” when the waiter asked if you had any room left for dessert. For all the scrambled eggs you made without cheese. For all the corn you ate without a nice coat of butter.
God, I just want a McFlurry!
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Tastes like chicken
Posted by chris on Jul 3rd, 2009 7 comments
- Pan-roasted chicken with sherry vinegar & marsala wine sauce
- Carrot mashed potatoes with fresh chives
- Asparagus with crushed garlic & olive oil
The past few weeks I’ve been traveling and moving around. I just set up shop in a new place in Oakland, next to Lake Merritt & Piedmont. So this is the first meal I’ve cooked in a long while. Luckily, I had the help of my friend, Brian.
I asked Brian to drop a whole chicken in a large bowl of salt water to brine it. Well, I misjudged the capacity of the bowl and the water (or “salmonella water” as Brian would call it) spilled onto our counter (or “salmonella counter” as Brian would call it) soaking a roll of paper towels (or “salmonella paper towels”) and his clothes (or “salmonella clothes” as Brian would call it).
He showered, changed clothes and did everything short of calling for a government Hazmat team to come sanitize the kitchen.
Everything else went smoothly and the mashed potatoes have been dubbed by Brian, “The best mashed potatoes I’ve ever had… That I can remember.” So unless he’s had mashed potatoes that were so tasty that it caused memory loss, I think that’s a good review.
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Food poisoning
Posted by chris on Jun 10th, 2009 2 comments
- Chris: Well, I only got food poisoning from Denny’s
- Annie: but weren’t you sick for only one night
- Chris: I was sick for years
- Chris: I just manned up and hid my pain
Well, I can say goodbye to that sponsorship deal…
Maybe Annie will clue you in regarding the details of her latest battle with food poisoning. Or not. No, you probably don’t want details.
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How to stay awake for 3 days
Posted by chris on May 8th, 2009 add a comment
Here are all the ingredients you need: Americano. No sugar. Egg. Apple. Water. Repeat.
Now that the project I’m working on is out (we relaunched QN5 Music, an independent hip-hop record label), I think it’s a good time to start curbing my americano addiction. I’m trying to wean myself down to one per day for now. I’ll let you know when I fail.
Previously on Cut & Taste
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A bad start
Posted by chris on May 2nd, 2009 2 comments
- chris: I want to buy steaks but my car won’t start this morning!
- ana: awww
- ana: that bites.
- ana: what are you going to eat then?
- chris: water. maybe with a little ice
- ana: or a little squirt of lemon?
- ana: LOL!
- chris: no, I don’t have any lemons
A few minutes later…
- ana: how’s the weight loss going?
- chris: pretty good, now that I can’t go buy any food
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Guys vs Girls, Part 2
Posted by chris on Apr 27th, 2009 2 comments
The above is a scan from a 1970s children’s book. Highly offensive. Guys can cook, too.
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Guys vs Girls
Posted by chris on Apr 23rd, 2009 add a comment
I showed up too late to try the Mexican Hot Chocolate Cupcakes that Jill was talking about, but she was nice enough to bake another kind of vegan cupcake:
A pretty darn good vegan dessert — makes you wonder how much better it would’ve been with the addition of tasty, tasty animal products.
