from twitter Posted by chris on Mar 16th, 2013 add a comment
follow me on twitterCalifornia kid dealing with New York winter: Took the subway 1 stop for warmth. But I got red velvet twinkies & red velvet whoopie pies. Worth it.
from twitter Posted by chris on Feb 11th, 2013 add a comment
follow me on twitterToday is the first time a barista asked if I was on my way to work— not school. I’m an old, bitter man in the face and my life is over.
from twitter Posted by chris on Apr 25th, 2012 add a comment
follow me on twitterI could’ve easily beat a bear in an eating contest with that meal I just had. IMPRESSED, LADIES?
from twitter Posted by chris on Jan 10th, 2012 add a comment
follow me on twitterFour cookies are 160 calories? According to my calculations, I just gained 5 billion pounds. Thanks for the girl scout cookies, Mary!
from twitter Posted by chris on Jan 8th, 2012 2 comments
follow me on twitterI must’ve been especially sleep-deprived to accidentally buy decaf coffee.
from twitter Posted by chris on Dec 1st, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterTonight, in Bulgaria: Inadvertent competition to bring the best dessert for dinner. Everyone’s a winner.
from twitter Posted by chris on Oct 7th, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterCut myself with the aluminum seal on a new can of coffee. I never have any cool kitchen injuries.
Previously on Cut & Taste: When no one’s looking, I cut myself and Extra burnin olive oil
from twitter Posted by chris on Oct 5th, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterJust called a diner to ask what time they close. The girl who answered the phone said, “I don’t know. I don’t work here.”
from twitter Posted by chris on Sep 13th, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterI hope it’s safe to eat a protein bar that’s been through 4 airport x-ray scanners this past month.
from twitter Posted by chris on Aug 23rd, 2011 3 comments
follow me on twitterShe’s having a cupcake and coffee for breakfast. Proposal imminent.
Tatyana at the Museum of the Moving Image in Astoria, New York
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 30th, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterI messed up: mindlessly replaced 2 meals yesterday with 6 cups of coffee.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 8th, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterA red velvet cupcake is an organic field greens salad compared to the maple glaze bacon cinnamon roll I had last week.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jan 31st, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterI drink so much more coffee when I’m traveling, just so I can steal internets.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jan 7th, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterJust cooked a Flintstones-size steak for breakfast. Yabba dabba doo!
from twitter Posted by chris on Aug 4th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterInstead of chicken fried steak & scrambled eggs for breakfast, I got a heavy bran muffin with peanut butter. This phase won’t last…
