from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 11th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterCookies, meatballs, bread & cheese. All the nutrients a growing boy needs.
from twitter Posted by chris on Apr 25th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterDon’t get fried pies at 2AM. Or at least don’t get two.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jan 3rd, 2010 5 comments
follow me on twitterDropped 185 bones on a steak dinner for my sister and mother. They both asked for well done filets. I died
a littleA LOT inside.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jan 1st, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterMy eyes! The coffee does nothing!
from twitter Posted by chris on Dec 17th, 2009 1 comment
follow me on twitterCouples Who Do the Dishes Together Stay Happier. But if I don’t do the dishes, I’ll be happy enough for the both of us.
from twitter Posted by chris on Nov 3rd, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterToday, I bought a large calzone with bacon and an exercise bike.
from twitter Posted by Ana on Oct 28th, 2009 1 comment
follow me on twitterFighting the temptation to sip on some hot chocolate. Not this late at night.
from twitter Posted by Ana on Oct 8th, 2009 2 comments
follow me on twitterSofia refuses to sit in her high chair and thinks it’s SO funny to drop her food for the dogs to eat. God give me strength!
from twitter Posted by chris on Oct 4th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterIt’s 3:40 AM. The coffee shops around here don’t open until 7 or 8. That’s like suitman businessman citizen hours.
from twitter Posted by chris on Oct 2nd, 2009 3 comments
follow me on twitter2009 Portland Baconfest. The troubling part is that it’s 21 and over. Eat bacon responsibly?
There will be live music, a 5-round bacon eating contest, a bacon dance off, a bacon confessional and a Guess-How-Many-Pieces-Of-Bacon-Are-In-The-Jar contest. I am not making this up.
from twitter Posted by chris on Sep 8th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterOne benefit of not sleeping: You can go to the bakery at 6:00 AM and get pastries as soon as they leave the oven.
from twitter Posted by chris on Aug 30th, 2009 2 comments
follow me on twitterVisiting Portland this week. Voodoo Doughnut wins for being open 24 hours & their slogans: “The magic is in the hole” & “Good things come in pink boxes”
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 22nd, 2009 1 comment
follow me on twitterGlad I discovered the loft in this cafe. Now I can sit where I belong: Above everyone.
The view from above. Farley’s East in Oakland, CA.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 20th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterAt the farmer’s market, I only had enough cash to get either the Thai Chicken Curry or an oversized Red Velvet Cupcake. But not both.
The decision was a piece of cake.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 12th, 2009 1 comment
follow me on twitterJust paid Brian $1 to tell our waitress that his piece of beef looked like a baby’s hand.


