from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 2nd, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterSo… I’ve had nothing but cookies, cake, ice cream & chocolate today.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 1st, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterChocolate bars + 105 degree car = Sad Chris
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 23rd, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterA burrito without avocado? Why don’t I just eat poison?
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 16th, 2009 2 comments
follow me on twitterfrom @jonesabi: Most original/lewd? ticket scalper catcall to date: “Damn, you look like a girl who eats her vegetables.”
A food-related catcall that doesn’t involve the word, “sausage” or “onion?” This guy is some sort of genius. Also, check out Abi’s frozen meal review site, Heat Eat Review
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 16th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterAt Carmel-by-the-Sea. Eating a bison burger with jalapeño & cheddar cheese. (Emergency vacation: Booked. Packed. Traveled. Checked in. Same morning.)
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 5th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterThe woes of being a regular at a coffee shop: Instead of, “Sir, your drink is ready” this morning I hear, “Chris! Get your butt over here!”
from twitter Posted by chris on May 31st, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterfrom @vickysecret: I hate when I drop fries in my car cause I can never find them. WTF do they go? some french fry parallel universe?
Dear Sweet Victoria, Stop scarfing down food while driving & being such a sloppy pig and you won’t have to wur’ bout it! – ♥ Chris
from twitter Posted by chris on May 24th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterI hope the thought of me working through Memorial Day weekend adds a slight bitterness to your BBQ.
