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Late night chicken exchange

Posted by chris on May 17th, 2011

Around midnight on Twitter…

• Dorinda: Holy god. This herbed, butter-roasted chicken would make anorexic vegetarians say, “Well, just for tonight.”
• Will: that sounds like it might be pretty good.
• Dorinda: @Will: Hey, uh… chicken?
• Chris: [butting in] What’s a man gotta do to get a damn chicken invite?
• Dorinda: Well, muh’fuqqr, the squeaky complainer gets the lube. Or something. Whatevs. Come over.
• Chris: I will only eat chickens that were cooked with me in mind. Second-hand chicken? Who you thank this is?
• Dorinda: Oh, believe me, when I’m trussing this chicken and shoving it into a hot, confined oven, I’m thinking of you.