Posted by chris on May 17th, 2011
Around midnight on Twitter…
- Dorinda: Holy god. This herbed, butter-roasted chicken would make anorexic vegetarians say, “Well, just for tonight.”
- Will: that sounds like it might be pretty good.
- Dorinda: @Will: Hey, uh… chicken?
- Chris: [butting in] What’s a man gotta do to get a damn chicken invite?
- Dorinda: Well, muh’fuqqr, the squeaky complainer gets the lube. Or something. Whatevs. Come over.
- Chris: I will only eat chickens that were cooked with me in mind. Second-hand chicken? Who you thank this is?
- Dorinda: Oh, believe me, when I’m trussing this chicken and shoving it into a hot, confined oven, I’m thinking of you.