What the Heck is a Mcrib Shaped Like?

Posted by richard on Aug 11th, 2009

Has anyone ever given pause to eating anything suspiciously labeled as “mystery meat”? I mean, you have no idea what it is, and it often comes in some unearthly shape that can’t possible occur in nature. Things like hot dogs or chicken mcnuggets are culinary pariahs.

Now, keep in mind, I’m not expounding the virtues of the mc-anything diet, but is all that stuff really all that bad? If you think about it, worst case scenario, the mystery meat is made up of the lesser organs of an animal. I don’t know about you, but I find those lesser cuts to be the absolute tastiest parts of the animal.

If you haven’t really tried that stuff, I highly recommend it, just remember to keep an open mind. I suggest starting with something a little tamer, like fried chicken livers, frying it kind of distracts from the smell that some would find somewhat unappetizing. But hey, maybe that “meat” is made of, as Krusty the Clown would say it, “think of smaller, more legs”.

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Worst case scenario, the “mystery meat” is not meat at all. Haha

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