“I don’t stop eating when I’m full. The meal is not over when I’m full. The meal is over when I hate myself! That’s when I stop. I guess normal people eat ‘till they’re like, ‘Oh, that’s all the nutrition I require, right there. I will cease the intake now. And convert this into useful energy throughout the day!’” — Louis CK
For other (non-food) quotes, check out Been Said: another blog by Chris Rhee.