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Donut shop + Photo booth + 2:00AM = Recipe for disaster
Posted by chris on Oct 28th, 2010 2 comments
From Voodoo Donuts in Portland, Oregon
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Cake O’clock
Posted by chris on Sep 17th, 2010 add a comment
- Amanda: ask Will if he wants me to bring my laptop to work tomorrow and wait with him at the new office
- Chris: why don’t you ask him
- Chris: shit
- Zack: hah
- Chris: she’s interrupting Cake Time!
- Zack: maybe she doesn’t realize he’s on our work chat all the fucking time
- Chris: she should realize i’m on Cake Time all the time
- Zack: all the caking time
quote Posted by chris on Aug 16th, 2010 1 comment
Bartlet: You know what we’re starting with tonight?
Lyman: No, sir.
Bartlet: Hot pumpkin soup with a cheese gnocchi & chèvre brioche.
Lyman: Was anything you just said… food?
— From an episode of The West Wing
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The truth hurts
Posted by chris on Aug 6th, 2010 add a comment
Cookies from Gregory’s Gourmet Desserts
After 24 years of diligent practice and non-stop training, I know how to tell when I’ve had enough cookies: When there’s none left. And the bag, box or bakery is empty. And there’s chocolatey, sugary, sometimes-snickerdoodley pain in my stomach.
Previously on Cut & Taste
- Alarmingly good — Information about Gregory’s
- Chewed Up — Louis C.K. talks about being full
from twitter Posted by chris on Aug 4th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterInstead of chicken fried steak & scrambled eggs for breakfast, I got a heavy bran muffin with peanut butter. This phase won’t last…
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A sign of things to come
Posted by chris on Jul 15th, 2010 1 comment
Photo by Will Duncan, who was thoroughly unimpressed & unsatisfied with the shot from my iPhone camera
I printed some helpful tips for our fridge at ENTP. Because we like cold drinks on hot days. And in the words of wise investor Warren Buffet, “Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”
But wait — there’s more! Earlier this year, I made a sign to remind people to take their leftovers home. It hangs on our office door — the last thing you see before you leave.
No need to thank me. Please, keep your seats. Women, refrain from throwing underpants on the stage. I’m just a man trying to help. Okay, maybe I’ll take just one pair of underpants.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 13th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterI am eating a peanut butter chiffon cake.
You are not.
I win.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 24th, 2010 1 comment
follow me on twitterJill wins Most Ridiculous Sentence of the Day. Over the phone: “Can I put in a request for the cheese cave?”
from twitter Posted by chris on Jun 11th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterCookies, meatballs, bread & cheese. All the nutrients a growing boy needs.
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It’s lunchtime somewhere
Posted by chris on Jun 9th, 2010 add a comment
- Courtenay: stepping out for “lunch”
- Will: At 4pm!
- Chris: i haven’t had breakfast. schedules are for losers.
quote Posted by chris on May 24th, 2010 add a comment
I want the biggest cheeseburger you got. Instead of salad, I want fries. Instead of fruit, I want chili fries.
—Jay Pritchett from an episode of Modern Family
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Hidden MSG
Posted by chris on May 15th, 2010 add a comment
- Chris: i’m so full off this korean bbq
- Chris: i don’t know why i kept eating it
- Alienman: it’s the msg
- Chris: the sign said no msg
- Alienman: they meant they don’t want you sending messages
- Alienman: about the fact they use msg
from twitter Posted by chris on Apr 25th, 2010 add a comment
follow me on twitterDon’t get fried pies at 2AM. Or at least don’t get two.
