from twitter Posted by chris on Dec 1st, 2011 add a comment
follow me on twitterTonight, in Bulgaria: Inadvertent competition to bring the best dessert for dinner. Everyone’s a winner.
before & after
Dark Chocolate Cherry Cupcake
Posted by chris on Jul 19th, 2011 1 comment

From Crema in southeast Portland, Oregon
Not pictured: tiny half-bite-size shortbread cookies from Alienman, who enjoys subtle dessert flavors that feature hints of sugar notes. I don’t play that shit. When you do as many desserts as I do, you quickly build up a tolerance. Only the darkest, boldest, raw and uncut confections will bring about the satisfaction that you crave.
But I will give her props. Last night, we got caked up at Cassidy’s with a flourless chocolate cake topped with mint ice cream. And a side of strawberry crème brûlée… You heard me.
Done
before & after
Dark Chocolate Fondue
Posted by chris on Jan 23rd, 2011 4 comments

From Sonoma Chicken Coop in Campbell, CA
Dark chocolate fondue with orange, strawberry, banana, pound cake, rice krispies treat, marshmallow and vanilla ice cream.
Done
miscellaneous
Cake O’clock
Posted by chris on Sep 17th, 2010 add a comment
- Amanda: ask Will if he wants me to bring my laptop to work tomorrow and wait with him at the new office
- Chris: why don’t you ask him
- Chris: shit
- Zack: hah
- Chris: she’s interrupting Cake Time!
- Zack: maybe she doesn’t realize he’s on our work chat all the fucking time
- Chris: she should realize i’m on Cake Time all the time

- Zack: all the caking time
from twitter Posted by Ana on Oct 28th, 2009 1 comment
follow me on twitterFighting the temptation to sip on some hot chocolate. Not this late at night.
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Breakfast in silence
Posted by chris on Oct 21st, 2009 5 comments
Half chocolate half maple bar with buttercream filling from Tulip Pastry Shop in St. John’s neighborhood of Portland, Oregon.
I’ve had 2 of these in the past three days. But I walk 3 blocks to the bakery to get them. I think that evens it out. Plus, I have to walk 3 blocks back to my house. So after a few more donuts, I’ll probably be super buff and fit and practically a bodybuilder. I think that’s how it works. Shut up.
In my defense, this isn’t all I had for breakfast… I also got a slice of brandied pear & dark chocolate pie with candied ginger streusel from Random Order Coffeehouse & Bakery. It has… fruit… and… ginger, which as everyone knows, is much ballyhooed for its countless health benefits. Shut up.
review
Alarmingly good
Posted by chris on Jul 15th, 2009 3 comments
I never set an alarm clock. I work from home, on my own schedule and sleep very sporadically. I don’t plan things in advance so I rarely need to be somewhere at a specific time. But this morning, I broke my habit and set an iTunes alarm for 10:45AM…
All cause of Gregory’s Gourmet Desserts in Oakland, California. They’re open to the public one day a week: Wednesdays at 11:00AM (They close when they sell out.) Gregory’s is first & foremost a wholesale bakery, catering to hotels & restaurants. But due to public demand, they decided to open their doors to common streetwalkers — one day a week.
Ambiance
Their priority still lies with their corporate clients: They don’t have a “store-front” for the public. No fancy glass cases to show off their sweets like expensive jewelry. You basically walk down some stairs to a back room of the kitchen where they sell you cookies right off the baking trays.
No fancy printed menu behind the cash register (no cash register, either.) Instead, you walk by a human-sized dry-erase whiteboard just outside the door, filled from edge-to-edge with a huge list of cookies, cakes & cobblers. It’s not even pretty handwriting. It looks like I wrote it — And if you’ve ever had the misfortune of getting something handwritten from me, you know how shocking that is.
Fuck it. They don’t make menus, they make desserts. And you want ‘em.
My findings
- Key lime pie
- Peach cobbler
- 3 dark chocolate coffee cookies
- White chocolate blueberry oatmeal cookie. Tons of blueberry flavor. This is coming from a guy who’s still recovering from a cold.
- Peanut butter chocolate chip cookie
- Snickerdoodle
All for me.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 2nd, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterSo… I’ve had nothing but cookies, cake, ice cream & chocolate today.
from twitter Posted by chris on Jul 1st, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterChocolate bars + 105 degree car = Sad Chris
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Hurts So Good edition
Posted by chris on May 21st, 2009 add a comment

Chocolate mousse topped with strawberries; Raspberry mousse with whipped cream, Lemon mousse topped with blueberries; Triple chocolate brownie a la mode, Apple cinnamon crisp a la mode, Bread pudding with raisins & vanilla, with buttery whiskey sauce:
Done.

(Actually, there’s still some left in the photo above, but it really was completely finished before we left. I wouldn’t lie to you.)
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Breakfast Burrito edition
Posted by chris on Dec 30th, 2008 1 comment
My list of foods eaten yesterday:
- chorizo breakfast burrito from Adelita’s Taqueria
- two pieces of See’s Candies chocolate
- four crackers with Nutella
- lots of cranberry flavored Ricola cough drops
I’m making my way around the South Bay, trying every breakfast burrito I can get my hands on. Adelita’s is the only place I’ve tried that cooks green peppers and onions along with the usual mix of egg & chorizo. I thought the flavors worked well together, but I could take it or leave it. Adelita’s gets extra points for having whole wheat tortillas available on request.
And yes, while I do my weight loss experiment I still try to satiate my fondness for chocolate! No point in depriving yourself.
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This day lacks waffles
Posted by annie on Dec 4th, 2008 add a comment
I had a pretty blasé food day (after the soup):
- three bowls of Chinese cabbage soup (I finally finished the huge tub of soup my mom gave me)
- one plate of salad with goma dressing
- half of a See’s milk chocolate bar with toffee
- one slice of hawaiian pizza
- two servings of sour cream and onion chips
- some strawberries
- two small cubes of cheese
- some grapes
- 1/8 of a piece of sausage
- two baby carrots
- one bit of chocolate cake
okay, I guess when I list it all out, it doesn’t seem blasé. but I don’t really like hawaiian pizza, chocolate, or cake.
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Goodbye November edition
Posted by chris on Dec 1st, 2008 2 comments
Now that my meals consist of things besides predictable (albeit tasty) Thanksgiving leftovers, I’m back to reporting what I eat. Here we go:
- Sample of 9-month aged Murray Bridge Australian sharp cheddar from Whole Foods. Recommended — I actually buy this cheese on a regular basis.
- Jjamppong (a spicy noodle soup with seafood and vegetables)
- Fortune cookie
- Espresso chocolate chip cookie from Whole Foods
- Cold slice of combination pizza
- Organic California-grown red seedless grapes
I reviewed my past food logs and it looks like I need to sneak more fruit into my daily diet. I’ll work on that this week.
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Whole Foods edition
Posted by chris on Nov 26th, 2008 add a comment
My big list of things I ate yesterday:
- Made-to-order burrito from Whole Foods. Wheat tortilla, carne asada, brown rice, pinto beans, salsa fresca, hot sauce.
- Two espresso chocolate chip cookies from Whole Foods
Every time a worker at Whole Foods starts to wrap a burrito, it seems like there’s no way it can be done: there’s just too much food. A mere mortal can’t possibly cram that much filling into a tortilla without defying the laws of physics (or whatever egghead term makes sense here).
But every time — like cramming a month’s worth of luggage into a tiny suitcase — they manage to pull it off. Just barely. And you’re left with a burrito that can last all day. And for me, usually does.
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Grocery list #2
Posted by chris on Jun 4th, 2008 add a comment
Another peek into my latest food conquests…
My not-so-secret problem
- Espresso Chocolate Chip Cookies
- 11 brownies from the Apple Cafeteria (details in an upcoming post)
- Belgian chocolate assortment
Grains & carbs
- Kashi Whole Grain Flakes cereal
- Kashi GoLean Crunch Honey Almond Flax cereal
- Organic stuffing mix
Vegetarian assortment
- Eggplant pesto
- Tomato & basil hummus
- Garlic mint cheese
- Sweet jalapeno spread
- Spinach bolani
- Lentil bolani
Bolani is a super thin flat-bread that’s filled with spinach, lentil, pumpkin or potato and baked in a clay oven. I buy it at my local farmer’s market and it contains no meat or meat products. All you do is break off some bread and put on whatever sauces/spreads you think will taste good together. Then try to eat it quickly before anyone asks you for samples.
The garlic mint cheese sounds weird, but I see it getting the most use. It tastes pretty darn good as a base— just throw some sweet jalapeno or eggplant pesto on top and it’s good to go.
Food’s food
- Organic strawberries
- Raspberries
- Cherries
- Navel oranges
Sweetish fish
- Salmon filets
- Lemon
- Brown sugar
One weekend, I got it into my head that I was going to create a salmon recipe that utilized a citrus sauce/glaze. I’ll write the details on this later (complete with pictures).



