quote Posted by chris on Feb 28th, 2011
When I drink wine and then drink coffee it’s like an internal battle in my head.
—Doug, realizing after dinner that he has to order coffee and work that night.
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Worst lunch invitation ever
Posted by chris on Nov 1st, 2010 add a comment
- Amanda: lunch?
- Chris: yeah
- Amanda: tasters set on anything?
- Amanda: I have to pee
- Amanda: think about it
- Chris: not that
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A sign of things to come
Posted by chris on Jul 15th, 2010 1 comment

Photo by Will Duncan, who was thoroughly unimpressed & unsatisfied with the shot from my iPhone camera
I printed some helpful tips for our fridge at ENTP. Because we like cold drinks on hot days. And in the words of wise investor Warren Buffet, “Someone’s sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago.”
But wait — there’s more! Earlier this year, I made a sign to remind people to take their leftovers home. It hangs on our office door — the last thing you see before you leave.
No need to thank me. Please, keep your seats. Women, refrain from throwing underpants on the stage. I’m just a man trying to help. Okay, maybe I’ll take just one pair of underpants.
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It’s lunchtime somewhere
Posted by chris on Jun 9th, 2010 add a comment
- Courtenay: stepping out for “lunch”
- Will: At 4pm!
- Chris: i haven’t had breakfast. schedules are for losers.
from twitter Posted by chris on May 24th, 2009 add a comment
follow me on twitterI hope the thought of me working through Memorial Day weekend adds a slight bitterness to your BBQ.

